I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Basically
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza
stop right now
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